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Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:13:33 GMT

I think its safe to say, in all honesty.....

I've not updatedd my livejournal in ages!!!!

:-D

Things i have to say a this moment in my life:

1. I am sick to death of people adding me to their MySpace!!! Myspace is full of arse-licking shit-stabbing cock-lords!!!! if you want to add me, add me on LIVEJOURNAL, MSN or YAHOO!!! i do not touch myspace as of this moment so any firend requests (via myspace) from now on will be met with rejection!!!

2. My flat is full of rats! Most of these are welcome other than the bitches who stink of piss! they are stinking the flat out and i dont know how much longer i can tolerate it for. lifeguardoflove's rats are wonderful and i wish i could keep then forever but khaotik's white-as-sheet peodo-goff rats can fuck off back to the whore-infested shit-induced gash-munching lesbian brothel from which they originate!!! THEY STINK MORE THAN RONNIE CORBET'S SCROTAL CREACE! :-'(

3. IMPLANT!!! I dont know who is playing / DJing but i am tempted to go! Least of all because i've not seen msfg in ages.... If anyone is venturing to implant-land let me know...

4 I am bored of the current progess of my social life (i.e the gay village... and nothing else!!)! i need new stuff to stumulate me! Please, recomend somwhere i should go / something that is different... ANY suggestions (no matter how outragous) are welcome!!!

5. My boyfriend Trevor is the most fabulous and wonderful being i have EVER encountered and i am ever-grateful for the day our paths first crossed!!!!

Thank you!

That is all! *colapses*

A eulogy...

Tue, 02 May 2006 01:18:22 GMT

One cold evening in March two tiny rattlings fell asleep on my lap. This began a union of myself on two fabulous furry creature who have given me much love and joy over the past two years.

Once terrified infants separated from mummy-rat and the rest of their collective, they quickly flourished into two wonderful beings of bounciness and hyperoscity. Larb was the shyer of the two but after a couple of months it became clear who was the boss of the two. The feeding of rats would often result in Larb devouring a much bigger share. Poor Vlod remained small while Larb grew to achieve ferret-like proportions. Despite the awesome size of his brother, Vlod was quick and devious. He put up courageous fights and enjoyed the occasional victory in their many squabbles. Despite their endless demonstrations of male bravado, brotherly love always prevailed.

No barriers could stop this pair from their insatiable appetite for exploration. There was always new lands to discover such as the inside of my PC or Fiona's sleeping face. Vlod was always the more adventurous of the two, while Larb kept a protective eye on his antics. Sadly, it was Vlod's mischivous and adventurous spirit that lead to his tragic downfall 6 months ago.

Larb was moved to Ady's house to prevent him living out his middle life alone. Even having endured moving home no less than seven occasions, and reunited with other long lost brothers, Larb intermingled into a new collective of boyrats very quickly. He was the almighty boss-rat for much of his time there and his spirit of exploration never waned, even into the twilight of his life. Ultimately after one final fight, one final chance to relive his glory of alpha-maledom, he too passed away. He now rests, with Vlod, in Platt Fields Lake.

Many thanks to Sophie who gave me Vlod and Larb, and to Fi and Ady for looking after them when i could not.

Vlod the grey
Vlod the swift
Vlod the ever loving

3rd March 2004 - 6th October 2005

Larb the white
Larb the huge
Larb the supremely powerful

3rd March 2004 - 28th April 2006

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 00:18:26 GMT

so... i'm back on LJ... (see how long this lasts for...;-)

went to the bendy wendyhouse last night with taboo2 and msfg. Was a good night but i could have benifited from not spending £15 getting to leeds and 4.5 hours trying to get back home. LOL. Would have been much better off staying in a sensible place like Sinclairs with sensible people such as twaz_plank, currytastegrit and lifeguardoflove and doing sensible things like drinking beer and feeling breasts :-P

I am currenlty in the process of applying for a couple volunteer jobs. Namely a mental health helpline based in Levenshulme and a pet rescue centre just down the road from where I live. This is done with the aim of (A) counteracting the hideous meaninglessness of my day job (yeah i'm still at BT *cringes*) and (B) to give me relevant experience inmy prospective career paths. i am still considering doing a masters in either behavioural ecology or animal behaviour, but am also considerign doign a councilling course. Hopefully the volunteer work will give me a better idea of what's involved and whether or not i'm really suited to that kind of work.

Anyway. for those whove not seen it yet.. (part 2, here and here ;-)

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 00:06:33 GMT

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

weekendery

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:01:17 GMT

Cool weekend, a cathartic release from the 10 days of corporate whoredom i was subjected to.

Friday night i ended up leaving work a bit late coz the ppl i work with are cunts as no one woudl take over from me when my shift edned. GRR! a suitable catharsis was obtained in fab cafe with Trev and his housemate Racheal, and some of their friends. Then got dragged to the hideously posh (but turned out to be not so hideously poshs) Tai Wu. This was a good culinary expereince. Way better than Pearl City, which i went to early int he week. Their prices had gone up, the food was greasy and nasty, wosre than youget ina skanky takeaway, and to futher couse me displeasue they INSISTED on us paying the service charge, comunicated to us via a series of sub-human grunts. TWATS! Anyway.. after debating goign to Jillies and sampling the wonder of the bar staying open till 7am but ended up going back to Fi's flat, becuase Ois had gotten hopelessly drunk at his work xmas do, and me and Trev ended up having to take care of him.

Last night was my birthday celebratory event. Thankings to everyone who showed up, was much appreciated. taboo2 introduced the evilness that is stroh into the proceedings whichresulted the prosceding several hours which were spent in retro bar and poptastic to be absent from my memory. :-D Much silliness occured from all accounts and much fuzzy-fondling took place on the dancefloor :-P.

Today consists mostly of hangover recovery and vegitation. Been wathcing my new Bjork DVDs and spaced (a birthday gift from msfg). Gotta be up early tommrow for work related training. I managed to get promoted at work from phone-monkey to diagnostic person. YAY! This is good but it means ive gotta work shitty 9-5 hours for the next 3 weeks. Anyone who knows about my nocturnal sleep patterns will know how painful this will be for me, but it will be worth it for the extra cash and i'll get to spend my lunch-breaks with twaz_plank which i dont normally get a chance to do.

:-D